Funny life quotes to brighten your mood
Sometimes let it get you down and it feels very difficult to get back up again. If you are not feeling on top of the world you should go through some of these quotes about life.
“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. ” Abraham Lincoln
“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn’t stop until you get to the office. ” Robert Frost
“Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. ” Jimmy Durante
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.” Jean Kerr
“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.” Diana Jordan
“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. ” Jean Harlow
Take a look through these funny life quotes.
“I can resist everything except temptation.” Oscar Wilde
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ” Erma Bombeck
“My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. ” Rita Rudner
“When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken ” Nancy Reagan
What about these funny life quotes.
“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box” Italian proverb
“Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery and that’s why so is mankind.” Jack Handey
“My parents used to take me to Lewis’ department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.” Billy Connolly
“I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career. ” Martina Navratilova
“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay. ” Kathleen Turner